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My wife is cooler than yours

Oct 27

Out of the blue, my wife says to me …

Her: What is up with guys getting navel tatoos?
Me: I blame Warren Ellis.
Her: Transmet? Really?

Seriously. My wife is so much cooler than yours.

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  1. Michael DinowitzNo Gravatar
    Oct 28 at 21:02

    Yes, your wife is cool for knowing who Ellis is and having Transmetropolitan at easy brain access. Unfortunately, that ’so much more cooler than yours’ must be challenged!
    My wife knows PAD, Paul Kupperberg, and Bob Greenberger (to name just 3 in the same vein as Ellis) personally (but then again, so do I.) :)

    But yes, it’s always good to show your appreciation for your wife publicly.

  2. Rick OsborneNo Gravatar
    Oct 29 at 08:12

    I think it’s one of the great fallacies of geekdom — we want to believe that “honey, you made my blog today” might actually put her in a good mood. But does it ever? More of a state of fear, really …

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