From the Top 25 Reasons My Wife Rocks Me: Sigh no more, lady, sigh no more. Her: I am neither blithe, nor bonny. If you don’t get it, I’m not going to explain it. But dude. Srsly. She rawks. By Rick Osborne I am a web geek who has been doing this sort of thing entirely too long. I rant, I muse, I whine. That is, I am not at all atypical for my breed. View all of Rick Osborne's posts.