My wife is cooler than yours

Out of the blue, my wife says to me …

Her: What is up with guys getting navel tatoos?
Me: I blame Warren Ellis.
Her: Transmet? Really?

Seriously. My wife is so much cooler than yours.

By Rick Osborne

I am a web geek who has been doing this sort of thing entirely too long. I rant, I muse, I whine. That is, I am not at all atypical for my breed.