My wife is cooler than yours Out of the blue, my wife says to me … Her: What is up with guys getting navel tatoos? Me: I blame Warren Ellis. Her: Transmet? Really? Seriously. My wife is so much cooler than yours. By Rick Osborne I am a web geek who has been doing this sort of thing entirely too long. I rant, I muse, I whine. That is, I am not at all atypical for my breed. View all of Rick Osborne's posts.