In re the Lottery

Dear Rick-of-the-future:

When someone walks up to you and asks:

Do you want to get in on the Lottery/Powerball pool?

You should know that for some reason:

No thanks, I can do math.

Is not considered a socially-acceptable answer. Come up with something else.

-R -of-the-past

By Rick Osborne

I am a web geek who has been doing this sort of thing entirely too long. I rant, I muse, I whine. That is, I am not at all atypical for my breed.